Where to start? I can guess I can start by saying I am quite physically tired for one thing!

So, Friday, Willy Wonka was, well, weird. I mean the Oompa Loompa’s were all the same guy duplicated (budget or what) Charlie and grandpa were ok, but my main problem was Willy Wonka himself (Johnny Depp) was played rather strangely and looked as though Mike Myers would have been better suited to the character :P

Ok so after watching that, we had thought about going to zizi or something in town, but pasta didn’t grab me by the balls and say EAT ME so with our little city not offering much else, and steak didn’t grab the missus either. So we went on a little drive and found the dancing Dragon buffet Chinese, omg, that is the second best Chinese restaurant I’ve been to in my entire life, the best being in Glasgow however and I didn’t fancy the drive :P

So after a very satisfying meal we had the little walk back to the car and a nice dive to work it off :D And when I say work it off went for a drive, down the country roads. Never before have we passed a lay-by and my better half say, oh that looks interesting. So a quick U-turn later, pushing the front seats forward and getting in the pack, we christened the car and proved it can be done, right up until a bike took ages coming up the road and then stopped a little way behind up. Little perv. Anyway, I took the lovely lady home and made my way back as well.

Saturday, after staying up quiet late I didn’t wake till 11:30, oh that is the life :D football at 4pm which we just carried on and on and on running around for an hour and 40 minutes, though no one seemed to want to stop, so we didn’t :D

Drinkies afterwards and my loveable lady friend had come to meet me with a few surprises that she’d show me that night, after we watched pirates of the Caribbean, that I assure myself that I’ve seen before but forget half of it :-/

So, the shopping she had done, lovely black lingerie that I got to sample first hand in the flesh, I just could not resist but take a few memorable pictures (for posterity of course!) the best, and least explicit has found its way onto my desktop as the background :)

So we sampled this and had quite amazing sex as the clothes flew from our bodies, both working each other up until we were on the edge together, we haven’t come at the same time in a very long time, prior to us breaking up and it was an amazing feeling for it to happen again. We spent the rest of the night cuddling before we slipped off to sleep.

The next morning I woke up to a kiss, then she put her head on one side as if deciding something and then jumped on top of me! I mean, she’s usually worried about it hurting but obviously she woke up mega horny, granted she was very tight but for once refreshingly it didn’t bother her as she bore down on top of me, going wild! I can think of no better way to wake up on a lazy Sunday morning, definitely put a spring in my step for the rest of the day! Afterwards we lay in bed and called up the picture son the laptop and had a lookie at some previous ones of me :-/ and did some online banking etc, had a quick chat to a mate that we were off to see later. Spent the majority of the day either travelling too and from, or at a mates house, he was a big part of why we got back together. Played games ate pizza (after misjudging when the Chinese takeaway opened) drank cherryade (how old school) and came home.

Gave my mum the flowers I had bought earlier in an effort for all of the crap I’d put her through over the past week, then went and had a chat to my better half about all and sundry, which again ended up moving from the summerhouse up to my room into a rather interesting 69 position, I mean OMG it was like meeting a long lost friend 5 times over!

Afterwards I took her home, we parted all lovey like and I came home for DotA and chatting, Lu was around as ever, my faithful servant ;) (we must still meet up) and I realised just how tired the entire ordeal had made me!

I’m now realising how I should update every day, instead of on Monday as this gets sooooo hard to do at work :-/ Hope it isn’t too rambling or utter bollocks, but I’m sure you’ll let me know if it is :D